March 24, 2010

  • what I will do for money

    today my job consisted of...

    check the health spa to make sure there are plenty of soft, fluffy white towels, no scary stuff (this is usually hair in one of the sinks. there is a lady (?) that comes in and sheds like an effin wildebeast... it's disgusting) and make sure the perfect steel pool is ok for use.

    get on the 'net and finish researching fun things to do/happenings in Milwaukee and the surrounding areas for the resident newsletter. complete the newsletter, print and distribute to residents

    biweekly 2 mile drive of two BMW's, a mercedes and a jag up and down the lakefront

    accept an 8 case shipment of various wines and deliver it to the wine cellar

    find out the guest capacity of the community rooms and rooftop terrace for a resident that is having a 300 people shindig in July. reserve those areas for her

    call the cable company on the special hotline number where a person picks up on the 3rd ring and takes care of connection issues for a few residents (hah! no 1-800 punch 75 numbers for my crowd!)

    deliver a package to the 34th floor - stop to admire the view

    arrange a few car washes for returning residents

    and for this I get paid... pretty damn well. sometimes I still can't believe I stumbled into this

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