March 31, 2010

• my dog

  I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the
   lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her
   that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no
   frigging clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see
   what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday.
   Damn this is a great country.

  hahahahahaha! yeah, yeah, I know...

  • 6:53 am
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