April 16, 2011

• Senior texting codes

  read it and weep my friends…
  

  Fact is, baby-boomers have more than just a generation gap / language barrier when it comes to today’s hi-tech youth and all the codes they use when texting. With more and more older people texting and sending IM’s, it’s about time for our own STCs. (Senior Texting Codes)

   

  ATD – At the Doctor’s

  BFF – Best Friends Funeral

  BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

  BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

  CBM – Covered by Medicare

  CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center

  DWI – Driving While Incontinent

  FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers

  FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

  FYI – Found Your Insulin

  GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

  GHA – Got Heartburn Again

  HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

  HASMG -Has anyone seen my glasses?

  IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?

  LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

  LOL – Living on Lipitor or Little Old Lady (depends on context)

  LWO -Lawrence Welk’s On

  OHASM – Oh, having another senior moment

  OMMR – On My Massage Recliner

  MSG – My Sorry, Gas

  ROFLCGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!

  TTYL -Talk to You Louder

  WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

  WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again

  WTP – Where’s the Prunes

  WWI -Where was I?

  WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

  WWWJTA -What were we just talking about?

  GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

   

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