A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk..

"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."
 
 

Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.
Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!

this just in from the religion of peace....

WASHINGTON – The personal Web site for a radical American imam living in Yemen who had contact with two 9/11 hijackers is praising alleged Fort Hood shooter Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan as a hero.

The posting Monday on the Web site for Anwar al Awlaki, who was a spiritual leader at two mosques where three 9/11 hijackers worshipped, said American Muslims who condemned the attacks on the Texas military base last week are hypocrites who have committed treason against their religion.

Two U.S. intelligence officials told The Associated Press the Web site was Al Awlaki's. They spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss intelligence collection.

Anwar said the only way a Muslim can justify serving in the U.S. military is if he intends to "follow in the footsteps of men like Nidal."

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heh... Ebay it ain't.

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take advantage of the housing slump and get a little income property

perfect time to do a trade in and change up your ride

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from ‘Miffed’ to ‘Peeved’. Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to ‘Irritated’ or even ‘A Bit Cross’. Brits have not been ‘A Bit Cross’ since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from ‘Tiresome’ to ‘A Bloody Nuisance’. The last time the British issued a ‘Bloody Nuisance’ warning level was
during the Great Fire of 1666.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from ‘Run’ to ‘Hide’. The only two higher levels in France are ‘Collaborate’ and ‘Surrender’. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from ‘Shout loudly and excitedly’ to ‘Elaborate Military Posturing’. Two more levels remain: ‘Ineffective Combat Operations’ and ‘Change Sides’.

The Germans also increased their alert state from ‘Disdainful Arrogance’ to ‘Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs’. They also have two higher levels: ‘Invade a Neighbour’ and ‘Lose’.

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies, just in case.

New Zealand has also raised its security levels – from ‘baaa!’ to ‘BAAAA!’ New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is ‘Shit, I hope Oz will come and rescue us’. In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called ‘Bondi’.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from ‘No worries’ to ‘She'll be right, mate’. Three more escalation levels remain: ‘Crikey!’, ‘I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend’ and ‘The barbie is cancelled’. There has never before been a situation that has warranted theuse of the final escalation level...

if you want to watch the video stream go here - note that times are west coast - President Reagan's library is in California

she is so ugly she's cute  the video is better - she is adorable really... that little bald head

for some reason I can't embed videos anymore - so.. follow the link. I  the rescue men crying because they found her alive. I hope the mom gets drug behind a truck for a few miles. stupid bitch. the bright side of this is that the baby will be taken away from this nut and has a chance of seeing adulthood. it would have just been a matter of time before she would have become just another statistic

it's not a record but it's one big ass deer

I could stare at it for hours

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