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Halloween's coming....
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER...
FASTER..
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP......
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP....
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops
tee hee!! -
finally a nice day
we had fisher people
they were catching these guys
the sky was ultra blue
there were lots of great colors
and, of course, kitty!
MAAAAHHHH! no more pics !
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early training for the 2016 Olympics
A police officer takes position as residents run during a police operation at Mangueira slum in Rio de Janeiro October 22, 2009. The violence left parts of the city resembling a war zone only few weeks after Rio was awarded the 2016 Olympics following a slick campaign that downplayed security problems and portrayed a joyful city of beaches and Carnival. Rio, which will also host matches during the 2014 World Cup, beat out competition from Chicago, Tokyo and Madrid to become the first South American city to host the games.REUTERS/Bruno Domingos (BRAZIL CONFLICT POLITICS CRIME LAW IMAGES OF THE DAY)
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Spitgate is over
I read the headline and thought to myself, self, WTF? spititoutalready involved is some watergate-ish type of scamola? how did that happen? I've been sick for days.
I RTFA... baseball? wth? who gives a rats ass about spit on a baseball?
whew! dodged a bullet there didn't I?
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Wife's first Deer Hunt
My sweet husband invited me to go hunting with him this year. I couldn't believe it....the first time ever!
I never thought he'd be willing to share his 'guy time' with me and being the thoughtful man that he is, he even gave me an opening day present. He calls it 'The First Timers Lucky Hat'. I'm so fortunate to be married to him.. I have attached a picture of me in my lucky hat below....
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Where are the cute Hippie girls from the 60s?
Have you ever wondered what happened to all those cute and crazy, good looking, young hippie chicks who did drugs, smoked weed, got tattooed everywhere and did every guy during the Age of Aquarius back in the 60's?
Well, wonder no more!
yikes!!
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