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  • my sister sent me this link to a story about a guy jumping off a bridge right by her house. At the bottom of the story....

  • service unavailable....

    I was going to post a pic of a new bird I saw today but...

    503 Service Unavailable

    No server is available to handle this request.

    Is it any wonder that people gravitate away from Xanga?

  • how dare they?

    Dad of a fallen Marine perseveres against protests at military funerals

    Washington – A father of a Marine killed in Iraq says he won't pay the legal fees of a protest group who picketed at his son's funeral in 2006 – at least not until he hears from the US Supreme Court on the matter.

    Albert Snyder, whose son, Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, was killed in Iraq, learned Friday that a federal appeals court is requiring him to pay more than $16,000 in legal fees to the Westboro Baptist Church, a Christian fundamentalist group that demonstrates during military funerals to gain attention for its antigovernment, antihomosexual message. The group rallied at Matthew Snyder’s funeral in March 2006 in Westminster, Md., chanting antigay slogans and carrying signs such as “Thank God for dead soldiers,” says Albert Snyder’s attorney, Sean Summers.

    The group was protesting about 30 feet from the church’s main entrance, and Mr. Snyder had to enter through a separate entrance, Mr. Summers says.

    Snyder subsequently sued the Westboro group for emotional distress and won a $5 million judgment. But on appeal, the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals reversed, finding in favor of protecting the protesters' free-speech rights. About three weeks ago, the Supreme Court agreed to take the case and is expected to hear it in the fall. (Last year, the high court had declined to take up the issue.) Meanwhile, the circuit court has ordered Snyder, a salesman, to pay the church’s court expenses.

    Snyder, of York, Pa., told Fox News on Tuesday that he would not pay the Westboro Baptist Church "until I hear from the Supreme Court."

    “It’s fair to say that they are not getting any Christmas cards from Mr. Snyder,” adds Summers, in a phone interview. “He obviously thinks they are despicable and doesn’t understand why they would target him.”

    The Westboro group has been protesting at military members’ funerals for years. The church leader, Fred Phelps, preaches that American deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan are punishment for the nation’s tolerance of homosexuality. (He was among those banned from Britain last year for fostering hatred or extremism.) The protests have nothing to do with the fallen service members' sexual orientation, and the church says its protests are held within a “lawful distance” of the funerals.

    Ultimately, say some, the church protests are a matter of constitutionally protected free speech.

    “I really don’t see that [the protest] was a violation of the First Amendment [principles]. It was a violation of decorum and good taste and all sorts of other things, but not a violation of the First Amendment,” says Charles Gittins, a civilian lawyer in Virginia.

    But Summers argues that his client’s right to peaceful assembly and freedom of religion were infringed by the protests and that, unlike at a public park where people are free to express themselves, a funeral setting draws a “captive audience” that requires attendees to be in a particular location – they can’t simply walk away.

    Westboro Baptist Church, which is based in Kansas, plans to protest in Florida on Wednesday, outside a funeral for a Marine killed in Helmand Province in southern Afghanistan on March 22.

    Military funerals have become pagan orgies of idolatrous blasphemy, where they pray to the dunghill gods of Sodom and play taps to a fallen fool,” states a press release posted on the church’s website, announcing the rally at a memorial service for Lance Cpl. Justin Wilson. At the bottom of the press release are printed the words “Thank God for IEDs,” referring to the roadside bombs that have killed thousands of troops in both wars.

    the article is here

    should the SCOTUS do the wrong thing, I'll be sending this man a check to help out. What a bunch of classless assholes.

  • my dog

    I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the
     lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her
     that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no
     frigging clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see
     what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday.
     Damn this is a great country.

    hahahahahaha! yeah, yeah, I know...

  • Obama: Tea Party features 'core group' against him

    WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama says he believes the Tea Party is built around a "core group" of people who question whether he is a U.S. citizen and believe he is a socialist.

    But beyond that, Obama tells NBC he recognizes the movement involves "folks who have legitimate concerns" about the national debt and whether the government is taking on too many difficult issues simultaneously.

    In an interview broadcast Tuesday on NBC's "Today" show, Obama said he feels "there's still going to be a group at their core that question my legitimacy." But he said he didn't want to paint Tea Party activists "in broad brushes" and he hopes to win over members who have "mainstream, legitimate concerns."

    the best part of the whole story are the reader "comments"

     

  • what I will do for money

    today my job consisted of...

    check the health spa to make sure there are plenty of soft, fluffy white towels, no scary stuff (this is usually hair in one of the sinks. there is a lady (?) that comes in and sheds like an effin wildebeast... it's disgusting) and make sure the perfect steel pool is ok for use.

    get on the 'net and finish researching fun things to do/happenings in Milwaukee and the surrounding areas for the resident newsletter. complete the newsletter, print and distribute to residents

    biweekly 2 mile drive of two BMW's, a mercedes and a jag up and down the lakefront

    accept an 8 case shipment of various wines and deliver it to the wine cellar

    find out the guest capacity of the community rooms and rooftop terrace for a resident that is having a 300 people shindig in July. reserve those areas for her

    call the cable company on the special hotline number where a person picks up on the 3rd ring and takes care of connection issues for a few residents (hah! no 1-800 punch 75 numbers for my crowd!)

    deliver a package to the 34th floor - stop to admire the view

    arrange a few car washes for returning residents

    and for this I get paid... pretty damn well. sometimes I still can't believe I stumbled into this

  • Social Security to start cashing Uncle Sam's IOUs

    PARKERSBURG, W.Va. – The retirement nest egg of an entire generation is stashed away in this small town along the Ohio River: $2.5 trillion in IOUs from the federal government, payable to the Social Security Administration.

    It's time to start cashing them in.

    For more than two decades, Social Security collected more money in payroll taxes than it paid out in benefits — billions more each year.

    Not anymore. This year, for the first time since the 1980s, when Congress last overhauled Social Security, the retirement program is projected to pay out more in benefits than it collects in taxes — nearly $29 billion more.

    Sounds like a good time to start tapping the nest egg. Too bad the federal government already spent that money over the years on other programs, preferring to borrow from Social Security rather than foreign creditors. In return, the Treasury Department issued a stack of IOUs — in the form of Treasury bonds — which are kept in a nondescript office building just down the street from Parkersburg's municipal offices.

    Now the government will have to borrow even more money, much of it abroad, to start paying back the IOUs, and the timing couldn't be worse. The government is projected to post a record $1.5 trillion budget deficit this year, followed by trillion dollar deficits for years to come.

    you have to read the whole story.. it's even worse than it sounds

    is there anyone naive enough to believe that there will even be SSI when we reach retirement age? If SSI can't even be funded, how do they expect to fund stupid crap like Barry's health care fiasco? Politicians (and a huge chunk of the American public) are so incredibly clueless. I feel sorry for our kids that are going to have to support all these idiots that couldn't seem to notice that freight train heading right for them.

  • German police summoned over forgotten vibrator

    BERLIN (AFP) – A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing "suspicious noises" in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator, authorities said Friday.

    The noise was so loud and strange, even over the telephone, that police in Bochum in western Germany decided to send a patrol car around to the "scene of the crime", a statement said.

    "Daringly, and with the occupier's permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a wardrobe where the noise was coming from.

    "Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had obviously switched itself on... The tenant's face abruptly changed colour."

    Police then "wished her a nice evening and left".

    hahahahahaha! oh man...

  • cup of tea

    cuteness

     
    One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

    I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

    Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

    My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

    Then she says, (as only a mother would know.. :)

    'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?