"If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search… 
 
You are obviously in the …

The assailants held the parents at gunpoint Tuesday while the boy and his 6-year-old sister hid in a bathroom. Carlos told Patino breathlessly that there was "some guy who's going to kill my mom and dad" and begged authorities to "bring cops. A lot of them! ... And bring soldiers, too."

what a brave little guy. I bet his parents are just busting with pride

damn but this woman always looks like she's insane

Today the Olympic committee took away Lindsay Vonn's gold medal.

They gave it to Barack Obama instead because he is the fastest person ever to go downhill

LOS ANGELES – Time to dust off that resume, Spider-Man. You're fired!

Don't fret, the web-slinger will still be keeping New York City safe from Venom and Carnage and any number of other dastardly villains he's tangled with over the years. But beginning Wednesday, he's going to have to do it between trips to the unemployment line.

That's the day Peter Parker, Spider-Man's nice guy alter-ego, hears the words, "You're fired" from his cranky, long-suffering boss, Mayor J. Jonah Jameson. Worse still, Jameson not only sacks Parker, who makes his living as a photojournalist, he blacklists him with every news organization in town.

wow.. that is rough...

Just when you think that the police are uncaring, a heartwarming story like this comes along and helps to restore our faith, possibly a true story...  

The following is a story found on page 46 in the Boston Globe. It seems that the police have hearts after all.

Body found in the River:  

The Everett, MA Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Chelsea Creek just west of the Tobin Bridge . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive intoxication. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on sexual device, and an Obama T-shirt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum. The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

Just minutes after Tiger Woods vowed to lead a life of decency and integrity, the golf legend's penis issued a furious rebuttal.

hahahahaha! funny....

'Impeach Obama' Billboard Bothers Democrats

Whats the difference between Obama's cabinent and a penitentiary?
One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society, the other is for prisoners.